Bad. Happy Gilmore: I don't know. I hooked my ball in the rough down by the lake. HAPPY GILMORE DIGITAL PRINT SIZES & PRINTING You will receive an 8x10 PDF version. If you have seen the movie, this is another chance to enjoy the humor. Bienvenue sur la chaîne YouTube de Boursorama ! 24. 31. Get this off of me! He joins the P.G.A. Happy Gilmore: Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit? That's your HOME! I gotta run. Happy Gilmore: What? Bob Barker: Looks like you and I are going to be playing together today. When are you gettin' back? I mean, look at her. Happy Gilmore: My name is Happy Gilmore. Bob Barker: You know what's driving *me* crazy? If not, I will make sure you go to sleep. Happy Gilmore: [while skating towards her] Yeah. “Chubbs: I was told I was supposed to be the next Arnold Palmer. This fresh, cold, delicious, turkey-filled... [scene cuts to a golf tee where Happy is holding a sandwich in a commercial for Subway]. Almost every scene has a line that you wouldn’t want to forget. Beat him on the golf course. I’m Alice Judy and I’m the one running the show at AnQuotes. She's too old. What'd ya say? You're the best. Happy Gilmore: Hey, why don't I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? 9. You’re living in my world now, grandma.”, 19. Grandma: [referring to Terry, while sitting on her bed inside her room in the nursing home] How's that nice girlfriend of yours? If you haven’t seen the movie, it will give you a taste. Unfortunately, I can’t do that because I would be in trouble. When the "Execute p1" button is clicked the javascript function p1 is executed. Virginia: Hey! 7. I will do what all saviors must, I will give hope. You should talk to my neighbor, the accountant. His goal in life is to be a professional hockey player. Happy Gilmore: [Having a bad day of golfing due to a member of the crowd] That guy's driving me *crazy*! I think I just killed her! The clip lick intercom from Happy Gilmore (1996) with Adam Sandler, Nancy McClure Hey, where ya goin'? amzn_assoc_title = "My Amazon Picks"; Shooter: Sure you will and Grizzly Adams also had a beard. Doctor: Fine. Happy: Do friends listen to love songs in the dark?”, 25. Happy Gilmore: [to the golfers at a golfing range] Step right up, folks. Friends listen to "Endless Love" in the dark. I'm just a Doctor. See, they gave me this card: free Subway for life. Just keep off your feet for a few days. [Shooter has just purchased Happy's Grandmothers house]. Now's not the time. I'm the worst. Happy Gilmore: [ intentionally antagonizing Shooter] Somebody's closer! Probably a great golfer... huge ass. I heard that you broke a rake and threw it out in the woods. I’ve seen the work you bring home from school and it’s terrible.”. Les infos, chiffres, immobilier, hotels & le Mag https://www.communes.com Ultimately, I am a hero. amzn_assoc_placement = "adunit0"; Twenty bucks says you can't do it again. I was able to get my revenge when I took out one of its eyes. But if you miss, you got to give me a big fat kiss. Happy Gilmore: [intentionally antagonizing Shooter] Somebody's closer! tournament down in Florida. “Chubbs, I admit I am not a smart man. If you have quotes you would like us to cover, please contact us. [Chubbs chuckles as he pats Happy with his wooden hand. Chubbs: [in the parking lot of the golf course] Golf's no different from Hockey. The way I see it... we've only just begun. If you haven’t seen it, you are in for a treat because there are plenty of funny lines for you to enjoy. I still hold two records. I wasn't watching, did it go in? Harness. What's more, the comical quotes in the movie are great even for repeat viewing. Happy Gilmore: [to Shooter] It ain't over, McGavin. For as long as I could remember, I enjoyed hockey. You're very good-looking. Here you'll find all collections you've created before. Happy Gilmore: [to Shooter] Happy learned how to putt! Happy Gilmore: OH MY GOD! I gotta get tough.”. Gilmore Girls Set in the charming town of Stars Hollow, Connecticut, the series follows the captivating lives of Lorelai and Rory Gilmore, a mother/daughter pair … Here is an excellent video of the best scenes. The writers did an excellent job with the dialogue. Norges største testdatabase for gadgets, teknikk og hjemmeunderholdning! 16. As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases. [Happy hits the ball, ball hits a woman on the roof of the same house, falls off]. Bob Barker: [Shaking his head as he gets up] I don't want a *piece* of you, I want the *whole thing*! You gotta harness in the good energy, block out the bad. Happy Gilmore: [embarrassed, pushes him away] Get off of me! How nice to meet you. Happy Gilmore: [Happy gets out] Now you're gonna get it, Bobby! #adamsandler #happygilmore. Happy Gilmore: [laughing] You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? I eat three every day to keep me strong. Never. [after Happy finally sinks his putt after 7 tries]. It's all in the hips. I didn’t break anything. The best quotes from Happy Gilmore (1996). Give me my ball, come on, pop it up, you dirty bastard. It's all in the hips. Let's play some golf. Happy tackles Bob, resulting in both of them rolling down a hill. Happy Gilmore was released in 1996. This function: You took his hand. You weren’t that good. “Virginia: I heard something about you. Happy Gilmore: But she's an old lady. I’m sure you go through this a lot on Let’s Make A Deal. Happy Gilmore: [to Grandma] I'm telling you this place is perfect, you're gonna make friends in no time. It requires talent and self discipline. Let's go home. I wasn’t looking. He got me, but I tore one of that bastard's eyes out though. Mover: That house is like four hundred yards away. Happy Gilmore: Where are you going with those clubs, punk? Happy Gilmore: Yeah, alright. Happy Gilmore quotes from Shooter McGavin (Christopher McDonald) 21. I have people like you for my breakfast. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!” – Shooter McGavin (Christopher McDonald) 22. Look at that. Happy Gilmore: No, it only seems that way because you have only one shoe on. I *wanted* to but I just couldn't do it. Happy Gilmore: [to caddy] Where were you on that one, dipshit? Shooter McGavin: I meant on a golf course! You were right. I am light. Don't you ever touch my puck!" She's old. I am hope. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. You have been doing this your whole life. “Allow me to introduce myself. amzn_assoc_region = "US"; You will go to sleep. Shooter McGavin: I know. Happy Gilmore: [voice over narration] During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody. Happy Gilmore: Yeah it is about time. The movie has a lot of funny one-liners that will keep you laughing.